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Man Electrocuted Stealing Electricity to Power Meth Lab

In Branch, Arkansas, a man who police suspect may have been trying to steal electricity was electrocuted and fell 30 feet from a power pole. In addition, when police arrived to investigate the incident, they found a methamphetamine lab in his home.

Is It a Cheeto or a Cheesus? (Jesus Shaped Cheeto)

Will stories of people seeing the likeness of Jesus or even Mary in toast, on walls and just about anything you can imagine ever cease? Not likely, especially when there’s money to be made selling such items on sites like eBay.

In a most recent story, one North Texas family says they found Jesus in a cheese snack.

Tired of Boring Business Cards? Try Meat Cards!

Forget about boring traditional  business cards made of paper. Now you can give your customers and business associates Meat Cards Рbusiness cards made out of real meat. Start with 100% beef jerky and then sear your contact information into it with a 150 watt CO2 laser. At least that is what the folks at are intending to do.

One Very Detailed “Lost Dog” Note

I’m not sure if what was left on my door a few days ago was a joke or not. It is the most detailed “lost dog” note I have ever seen, so detailed in fact that it is humorous (the note, but that someone lost their dog).

Check it out for yourself.

Idiot Domino Workers Video Tape Themselves Tainting Food

I am increasingly amazed at what people will do to get their “15 minutes of fame.” Stunts are one thing but people capturing themselves committing criminal activities on video and then posting to sites such as YouTube prove just how stupid they really are.

Such is the case for two Domino’s workers who go by the names Michael and Kristy. They video taped themselves passing gas on salami, stuffing cheese up their nostrils and then using the foul fixins’ in the fast food.

Walgreens Pulls Obama Chia From Shelves

I didn’t even know such a thing existed, that is the Chia Obama, based on the popular Chia Pet products. Well, apparently it does and Walgreens decided to pull the product from its shelves of stores in over concerns that it might offend customers.

Chia Pet creator Joseph Pedott told he was “shocked” when he found out the mega-pharmacy was pulling his merchandise.

Armor For Dogs? How About Squirrels As Well!

When I learned that you can buy a suit of armor for your dog, I thought it was ridiculous enough. That is until I saw the same company selling a suit of armor for squirrels. That’s right, I said “squirrels.” And why not? After all, those fury little creatures may fall out of a tree and a good suit of armor can help protect their fall.

Small Missouri Town Re-Elects Mayor Who Happens To Be Dead

Voters in the small town of Winfield, Missouri have re-elected their popular mayor to a fourth term, several weeks after he died of a heart attack. Harry Stonebraker died in March at the age of 69, this after ballot papers had been printed and absentee voting in the town of Winfield had begun.

Teens Busted For Arson After Posting Video To YouTube

Maine police are very thankful for the video hosting service, YouTube. Seven teens and young adults have been arrested after a video was posted that showed them setting off Molotov cocktails inside a vacated building. They even included credits at the end of the video naming those involved.

My GPS Made Me Do It!

A British driver has blamed his GPS navigation unit for leaving his car teetering on the edge of a cliff after he followed its instructions. Robert Jones said he trusted his navigational system and continued to follow it when it told him the steep, narrow footpath he was driving on was a road. Go figure!