Author Archive for David Wallace
David Wallace is a search & social media marketer who lives in Anthem Arizona with his lovely wife. Interests & hobbies include all things Disney, roller coasters, musicianship and Christianity.
This Website/Domain Is For Sale!
As we no longer have any time to update this site, we are putting dipnoid.com up for sale – both the domain and the web site. The domain was originally registered in October of 2008 and the web site has been online for just about as long. Interested parties should contact SearchRank at 480-625-3653 or […]
Craziest Criminal Takedowns Ever [Video]
We all love justice being served — especially when the footage is captured on tape and the bad guy goes down really really hard. Below is a choice selection of videos showing police owning criminals in a collection of the craziest takedowns.

7 Ridiculous Homeowners Association (HOA) Rules
The restrictive ways of HOAs came under scrutiny this month when a Sussex Square, Virginia, HOA demanded that a 90-year-old World War II vet remove an unapproved flag pole from his front yard. After receiving support from members of Congress, and even the Obama administration, Van T. Barfoot triumphed in his quest to fly Old Glory. Read on for 7 ridiculous HOA rules from around the country.
Train Drags Half Naked Mooner Down Train Tracks
A German man who in retaliation for being forced off a train decided to moon (show his behinds) the railway staff in a departing train. In the process, he got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks.

Nagging Wife Drives Man To Jump In River
Proverbs 21:9 says, “Better to live on the corner of a roof than to share a house with a nagging wife.” For a Chinese truck driver named Zhou, he decided that to jump in a rushing river from a ferry was far better than to stay with his nagging wife.
Despite the possibility of surviving being less than nothing, death seemed a better option for the man at the time.

Redneck Version of a Swim-Up Bar
Everyone loves a swimming pool with a swim-up bar (bar built into pool) but this is ridiculous. I have for you here a picture that shows the redneck version. The picture is self-explanatory of how stupid these guys are.
Beware Sand Thieves – Mexican Authorites Shut Down Cancun Beach for ‘Sand Theft’
Sand thieves beware – your beachfront property may be shut down and turned into a crime scene if you steal sand on Cancun Beach. That is exactly what happened recently as surprised tourists found their little piece of Cancun beach paradise ringed by crime-scene tape and gun-toting sailors.

Bathroom Gas Plus Lighting Cigarette Equals Explosion
Next time you decide to light up a cigarette while siting on the toilet, you may want to remember a Sacramento man who literally blew himself up doing so. It appears that the man lit a cigarette in his bathroom, causing an explosion and blowing out the back wall in the process.
Tired of Dog Pissing in Your House? The Potty Patch To the Rescue!
Why people allow dogs to live inside their house is beyond my comprehension. They piss and crap all over the place and if they aren’t doing that, they’re constantly chewing something up. If you’re like me, your dog stays outside all the time. However some might find that a inhumane alternative for a “member of the family.” Now their is a solution to this problem – The Potty Patch.

Girl Falls Into Manhole While Texting, Now Parents Are Suing
Fifteen year-old Alexa Longueira was walking along Victory Boulevard in Staten Island minding her own business when she fell into an open manhole. Instead of paying attention to where she was walking, she was too intent on tapping out a text message to notice the gaping gap in the sidewalk and just dropped straight on in. Now her parents are suing the city.