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Bathroom Gas Plus Lighting Cigarette Equals Explosion

Next time you decide to light up a cigarette while siting on the toilet, you may want to remember a Sacramento man who literally blew himself up doing so. It appears that the man lit a cigarette in his bathroom, causing an explosion and blowing out the back wall in the process.

Tired of Dog Pissing in Your House? The Potty Patch To the Rescue!

Why people allow dogs to live inside their house is beyond my comprehension. They piss and crap all over the place and if they aren’t doing that, they’re constantly chewing something up. If you’re like me, your dog stays outside all the time. However some might find that a inhumane alternative for a “member of the family.” Now their is a solution to this problem – The Potty Patch.

Girl Falls Into Manhole While Texting, Now Parents Are Suing

Fifteen year-old Alexa Longueira was walking along Victory Boulevard in Staten Island minding her own business when she fell into an open manhole. Instead of paying attention to where she was walking, she was too intent on tapping out a text message to notice the gaping gap in the sidewalk and just dropped straight on in. Now her parents are suing the city.

Teen Claims She Got Pregnant From Swimming Pool – Yeah Right!

A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant – from using the hotel’s swimming pool. This after Magdalena Kwiatkowska’s 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Father Fires Gun To Scare Sons Into Doing Chores

Fox News is reporting that a 71-year-old Albuquerque father says he fired a gun after his two adult sons refused to do their chores. Sammy Shannon calls it a form of discipline.

BK’s Latest Sandwich Will ‘Blow Your Mind Away’

Burger King has had some pretty creepy advertising campaigns in the past but what in the world is going on with one of their latests ads for a new sandwich which leaves little to the imagination.

The World’s Biggest Alarm Clock

I used to think that my son was hard to wake up when he was growing up. Had I thought about such an invention as show in the video below, I could have save myself lots of grief.

I present to you – the world’s biggest alarm clock, at least that is what its inventor claims.

PETA Scolds President Obama For Swatting a Fly – Gimme a Break!

If there were ever a more pathetic organization on Earth than PETA, then I don’t know what it is. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is scolding President Obama for killing a fly that was bothering him during a recent interview with CNBC.

They are in fact sending him a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside. Are you serious?

Stupid Product: Comfort Wipe Butt Wiper

If you are wiping your ass the old fashioned way – with toilet paper in your hand, you my friend are a barbarian. Not to worry as there’s a product that will allow you to become “more civilized” in your bathroom habits. It is called the Comfort Wipe – a toilet paper holder and extension that will help you wipe your ass without having to touch dirty toilet paper.

Georgia Contractor Demolishes Wrong House

A construction crew using coordinates from a global positioning system demolished a 60-year-old home in Carrollton earlier this week. Problem – it was the wrong house.