The Potty Patch solves the problem of your dog’s crude bathroom habits by allowing them a nice patch of synthetic grass to do their business on. This is of course if you can train them to go in this one spot. Oh and if you don’t mind the smell of urine in your home or possibly a nice steamy pile should they decide to go number 2.

Rather than explain the product any further, here is a video commercial promoting this revolutionary product (note sarcasm).

Much like the Comfort Wipe, I have to file this product as one of the most idiotic products I’ve seen come to market. In all reality if you don’t want dog urine or feces present in the place you call home, make that damn dog go outside – or just don’t have a dog at all.

From the pictures below it appears there are four different models to choose from.

For the gun and egg lover in your life, these just may be the perfect gift.