I used to think that my son was hard to wake up when he was growing up. Had I thought about such an invention as show in the video below, I could have save myself lots of grief.

I present to you – the world’s biggest alarm clock, at least that is what its inventor claims.

The inventor uses a large air cylinder at the head of the bed and a valve controlled by a computer which is programed to wake him up in the morning.

I would think that the guy would also need a chiropractor as well after using this contraption.

This one goes down as one of the dumbest pieces of exercise equipment I have ever seen – the SpeedFit mobile treadmill. The “mobile” aspect of this treadmill is that it is specifically designed to move/walk down the street while you’re treading.Sure you walk or run down the street for exercise the old fashioned way. On the other hand with SpeedFit, now you can do the exact same thing only on a contraption that costs a ton of money, is difficult to maneuver, and is a potential traffic hazard as it can only barely turn corners.

The company claims that their goal with this revolutionary invention is to ” transform this country from a fat one to a fit one in a single generation.”

See it demonstrated for yourself in the video below.

Note: This is apparently a joke as you will not find this product on the site but for those who may be considering inventing such a contraption – dont you dare!