Forget about boring traditional  business cards made of paper. Now you can give your customers and business associates Meat Cards – business cards made out of real meat. Start with 100% beef jerky and then sear your contact information into it with a 150 watt CO2 laser. At least that is what the folks at MeatCards.com are intending to do.

Their website touts, “Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. These business cards have two ingredients: meat and lasers.”

They go on to say, “Unlike other business cards, Meat Cards will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards. Meat Cards do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness cannot be contained in a Rolodex.”

Think I’m joking? Here’s the proof.

It doesn’t appear that you can actually buy these unique business cards just yet but you are invited to follow MeatCards.com on Twitter for on-sale announcements.