The Potty Patch solves the problem of your dog’s crude bathroom habits by allowing them a nice patch of synthetic grass to do their business on. This is of course if you can train them to go in this one spot. Oh and if you don’t mind the smell of urine in your home or possibly a nice steamy pile should they decide to go number 2.

Rather than explain the product any further, here is a video commercial promoting this revolutionary product (note sarcasm).

Much like the Comfort Wipe, I have to file this product as one of the most idiotic products I’ve seen come to market. In all reality if you don’t want dog urine or feces present in the place you call home, make that damn dog go outside – or just don’t have a dog at all.

I present to you – the world’s biggest alarm clock, at least that is what its inventor claims.

The inventor uses a large air cylinder at the head of the bed and a valve controlled by a computer which is programed to wake him up in the morning.

I would think that the guy would also need a chiropractor as well after using this contraption.

You might think this is a gag but it is for real. You can order these devices at ComfortWipe.com for just $19.99. And I thought I was pretty advanced in using Charmin and wet baby wipes.

Rather than mock this stupid product any longer, check out the commercial and be amused.

Their website touts, “Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. These business cards have two ingredients: meat and lasers.”

They go on to say, “Unlike other business cards, Meat Cards will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards. Meat Cards do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness cannot be contained in a Rolodex.”

Think I’m joking? Here’s the proof.

It doesn’t appear that you can actually buy these unique business cards just yet but you are invited to follow MeatCards.com on Twitter for on-sale announcements.

Chia Pet creator Joseph Pedott told FOXNews.com he was “shocked” when he found out the mega-pharmacy was pulling his merchandise.

The Chia Obama, a bust of the 44th president with sprouting grass-like “hair” in the tradition of the classic Chia Pet, was stocked at the Tampa and Chicago Walgreens stores as a test run. Pedott said company executives approved the product ahead of time, but it was on the shelves for less than a week when he got an e-mail Friday from Walgreens saying “it’s not our image.”

“I’m sick about it,” Pedott, 76, said, disputing any suggestion that Chia Obama’s Chia hair was mocking the Afro hairstyle.

“Obama had an Afro — does that make him racist?” Pedott said. “So how the hell do you get racist out of it? And number one, you can give him a haircut.”

Whether people feel it is inappropriate or not does not negate from the fact that it is simply a stupid product and as such, is listed here as a “dipnoid” of a product.

Pitbull Armory may be the only company in the world to make armor for squirrels. Sure they offer armor for men and women, even horses. But dogs? And squirrels? C’mon! It is funny though.

Could you imagine the heads you’d turn if you were out for a leisurely walk with your dog and he/she was wearing one of these?

The dog armor will set you back $100 while the squirrel armor goes for about $50.

The company claims that their goal with this revolutionary invention is to ” transform this country from a fat one to a fit one in a single generation.”

See it demonstrated for yourself in the video below.

Note: This is apparently a joke as you will not find this product on the site but for those who may be considering inventing such a contraption – dont you dare!

Thomas Infante walked into a Chicago bank around 5:50 p.m. last Friday and handed a teller a note that read “Be Quick Be Quit. Give your cash or I’ll shoot,” according to an FBI affidavit filed today. The teller gave the man about $400.

Then, typical of a stupid criminal act, Mr. Infante left behind his demand note, written on a torn half of the pay stub. Investigators found the other half of the note – with Infante’s name and home address – outside the bank’s front doors. The pay stub showed Infante was paid $165.99 by Jewel Food Stores on Oct. 23, according to the FBI.

“It’s fairly unusual that we see something that specifically stupid,” said FBI spokesman Ross Rice. “But overall, we see a lot of strange bank robberies.”

Infante was arrested at his Cary home and later confessed to the robbery, according to the FBI affidavit.

Burger King is promoting the product through firemeetsdesire.com and has also made the product available for purchase at New York City retailer Ricky’s NYC in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99.

If you do visit the web site above, you will see several scenes as you ‘spary’ the fragrance of which you will eventually come to this one:

Yup that is the King character, who is already creepy enough, in nothing more than a towel of some sort.

Personally, I think that if I want to smell like fast food hamburgers, I’ll do it the old-fashioned way – buy a six dollar burger and fries from Carl’s Jr. and lock myself in the car while I eat it.

From the pictures below it appears there are four different models to choose from.

For the gun and egg lover in your life, these just may be the perfect gift.