Why people allow dogs to live inside their house is beyond my comprehension. They piss and crap all over the place and if they aren’t doing that, they’re constantly chewing something up. If you’re like me, your dog stays outside all the time. However some might find that a inhumane alternative for a “member of the family.” Now their is a solution to this problem – The Potty Patch.
I used to think that my son was hard to wake up when he was growing up. Had I thought about such an invention as show in the video below, I could have save myself lots of grief.
I present to you – the world’s biggest alarm clock, at least that is what its inventor claims.
If you are wiping your ass the old fashioned way – with toilet paper in your hand, you my friend are a barbarian. Not to worry as there’s a product that will allow you to become “more civilized” in your bathroom habits. It is called the Comfort Wipe – a toilet paper holder and extension that will help you wipe your ass without having to touch dirty toilet paper.
Forget about boring traditional business cards made of paper. Now you can give your customers and business associates Meat Cards – business cards made out of real meat. Start with 100% beef jerky and then sear your contact information into it with a 150 watt CO2 laser. At least that is what the folks at MeatCards.com are intending to do.
I didn’t even know such a thing existed, that is the Chia Obama, based on the popular Chia Pet products. Well, apparently it does and Walgreens decided to pull the product from its shelves of stores in over concerns that it might offend customers.
When I learned that you can buy a suit of armor for your dog, I thought it was ridiculous enough. That is until I saw the same company selling a suit of armor for squirrels. That’s right, I said “squirrels.” And why not? After all, those fury little creatures may fall out of a tree and a good suit of armor can help protect their fall.
This one goes down as one of the dumbest pieces of exercise equipment I have ever seen – the SpeedFit mobile treadmill. The “mobile” aspect of this treadmill is that it is specifically designed to move/walk down the street while you’re treading.
We’ve all heard stories where stupid criminals accidentally leave behind incriminating evidence such as driver’s licenses and checkbooks when committing their crimes. In the case of one Chicago bank robber, his incriminating evidence is more along the lines of complete stupidity rather than happen chance.
Have you ever wanted to smell like a fast food hamburger but didn’t necessarily wanted to spread hamburger meat all over yourself? Worry no longer because Flame by Burger King is here – a new body spray for men that is described as having “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”