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April 27, 2009 | | Comments 0

One Very Detailed “Lost Dog” Note

I’m not sure if what was left on my door a few days ago was a joke or not. It is the most detailed “lost dog” note I have ever seen, so detailed in fact that it is humorous (the note, but that someone lost their dog).

Check it out for yourself.

Lost Dog!

PLEASE HELP!!

When: 04/11/09

Sightings: 2 on Parkside – 4/11/09 on Apollo Way and 4/16/09 in the wash by Enchantment

Description:

  • Male
  • Smooth Coated Collie
  • Short hair
  • Red Merle which some people describe as light brown, tan, buff, sorrel, or orange.
  • Lots of white – neck, chest, all 4 legs, down the face, tip of tail
  • 2 full blue eyes
  • Small almond shaped eyes
  • Tall
  • Thin
  • Narrow chest
  • Very straight back
  • Long tail

BY NOW HE COULD LOOK TERRIBLE – VERY, VERY THIN, BONES PROTRUDING ON RIBS, HIPS AND SHOULDERS, PROBABLY DEHYDRATED, PROBABLY WEAK, MAY EVEN BE INJURED!!!!

HE IS NOT AN ABUSED DOG – – PLEASE TRY TO GET HIM HOME!

Not wearing collar.

PLEASE CALL US…

PLEASE call us if you have heard any coyote “celebrations” so we can look for any remains.

PLEASE call us is you have found found any animal remains. We can identify him, even by a small patch of hair; he has course, slightly kinky hair, and we would know if it was the right shade of orange.

PLEASE call us if you called the pound/sheriff/police to pick him up — THAT’S GREAT!

PLEASE call us if you are nursing him back to health.

PLEASE call us if you saw him.

PLEASE call us if you have ANY info !!!!!!!!

623-XXX-XXXX

GOD BLESS YOU !

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I’d like to point out that I do not find humor in the fact that someone may have lost their dog – hopefully they find him. I did find a bit of humor in the detail of this letter itself including the mentions of “coyote celebrations” and the fact that they would be willing to identify their poor dog by his fur. That’s why I thought I’d post it here. 😉

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David Wallace is a search & social media marketer who lives in Anthem Arizona with his lovely wife. Interests & hobbies include all things Disney, roller coasters, musicianship and Christianity.

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